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Includes lines of dialogue spoken by or about the character of John Crichton.


"My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship, a living ship, full of strange alien life forms. Help me. Listen, please. Is there anybody out there who can hear me? I'm being hunted by an insane military commander. Doing everything I can. I'm just looking for a way home."
John Crichton
"My name is John Crichton... an astronaut. Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole. I'm in a distant part of the universe aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners, my friends. I've made enemies. Powerful. Dangerous. Now all I want is to find a way home, to warn Earth. Look upward, and share... the wonders I have seen."
John Crichton
"I'm not going E.V.A., Dad and I'm not walking on the moon. I'm just running a little experiment."
John Crichton[src]
"You fart helium?!"
John Crichton to Rygel[src]
"Boy was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass."
John Crichton[src]
"Don't move... or I'll fill you full of... little, yellow bolts of light."
John Crichton[src]
"There's life out here, Dad. Weird, amazing... psychotic life. And in technicolor."
John Crichton[src]
"Hetch 7? Thing's a Hyundai. Why don't we stop playing hide-and-seek and just smoke 'em?"
John Crichton[src]
"You shanghai my ass down here and now you want me to lead? Give me one good reason?"
John Crichton[src]
"Rygel is an obnoxious gas bag and who's going to shell out for that?"
John Crichton[src]
"Open your ears, or tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!"
John Crichton[src]

Conversations with John Crichton/Quotes Edit

  • Pilot: When one of my species is bonded to a Leviathan, we give our lives to the services of others. Ship first, then those that travel aboard her.
  • Pilot: My species is incapable of space flight on our own. If we wish to journey beyond our home planet, this is the tradeoff we make for the chance to see the galaxy. I consider it a perfectly equitable arrangement.

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